GOO YOU

CROWD IN NIGHTCLUB, JAMM, IN BRIXTON GETS WARNED BY ILLAMAN ABOUT THE GOO ON THE LOOSE !

2009-07-05T23:42:00.004+01:00

We go to a night called Boom with DJ Yoda, the Urban Nerds and Beardyman, at the venue Jamm in Brixton to watch Illaman warn the crowd about the Goo on the Loose.

BIG BROTHER EVICTION !

2009-07-05T23:41:00.002+01:00

WANTED POSTERS ALL OVER LONDON

2009-07-05T23:13:00.013+01:00

I have taken it upon myself to put up 'WANTED' posters throughout central London to warn people of the dangers of the Goo's on the Loose. This is what the poster looked like.

Here is a sample of the posters in action. The photo's are from around Covent Garden, Leicester Square, Tottenham Court Road and Camden Town.

ENGLEBERT TWEETS !

2009-07-05T22:25:00.001+01:00

Englebert Goota is an avid twitterer dontcha know. Go here www.twitter.com/gooyou to follow her !

STONE HENGE GOT GOOED !

2009-07-04T00:48:00.004+01:00

It's official - Stone Henge has been gooed. Here is the Gooey scene. As you can see, this young man is so terrified of the Goo and of being the next Goo victim that he has actually picked his girlfriend up and is running away from Stone Henge. Shocking stuff.
Here you can see security assessing the Goo situation and trying to work out what to do next.

ENGLEBERT GOOTAA REPORTS IN CENTRAL LONDON

2009-07-02T15:06:00.003+01:00

WE TAKE TO THE STREETS OF LONDON WITH AN ENORMOUS GOO ON THE LOOSE WARNING

2009-07-02T15:01:00.006+01:00

ENGLEBERT GOOTAA REPORTS AT BECKFORD SCHOOL

2009-07-02T14:31:00.002+01:00

BECKFORD PRIMARY SCHOOL SPELL OUT WARNING MESSAGE WITH THEIR OWN BODIES ! !

2009-07-02T14:27:00.003+01:00

ROBBIE COLTRANE HAS CAPTURED A GOO ON THE LOOSE !

2009-06-30T16:19:00.004+01:00

ASTOUNDING NEWS JUST IN.. ROBBIE COLTRANE HAS MANAGED TO CAPTURE A DANGEROUS AND TWISTED GOO ON THE LOOSE. LET THIS CAPTURE INSPIRE ALL YOU GOO HUNTERS - THE GOO CAN BE CAUGHT WITH QUICK WIT AND BRAINS . WELL DONE MR. COLTRANE ! HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME WITH THE HERO (AND THE TWISTED VILLAIN) !

ENGLEBERT GOOTAA TALKS TO KELLY JONES, GOO VICTIM

2009-06-29T01:36:00.002+01:00

MAN BEING ATTACKED BY GOO

2009-06-29T00:34:00.003+01:00

I actually saw the Goo attack this man. The Goo was delivered from a particularly merciless Twisted Goo at high speed for maximum Goo impact. He was evidently petrified. After capturing the moment on film, I helped the poor helpless man break free from the Goo..

GOO ON THE BRIDGE

2009-06-29T00:27:00.005+01:00

Photographic evidence of the Gooey Clifton Suspension Bridge..

I was so close to capturing this Goo. It was one of the group who did the attack on Clifton Suspension Bridge. As you can see, the Twisted Goo's on the Loose are super good climbers. It got all the way to the top of the bridge in 0.6 seconds one it saw I was on it's tail. I bet the rest of the Twisted Gang were up there too..

GOO GETS CLIFTON SUSPENSION BRIDGE. IT'S A BIGGGGGG ATTACK !

2009-06-25T19:45:00.004+01:00

GOO'S ON THE LOOSE TARGET WIZARDS AND PAGANS AT STONE HENGE.

2009-06-25T19:27:00.019+01:00

I went to stone henge at the summer solstice and when I was there, it was carnage. The goo had got the majority of people I'd spoken too. I saw the Goo's in action, and I also actually got Goo'd myself. The Goo's on the Loose seem to have new tactics. They are getting faster and more crafty. Here are some of the victims I spoke to.

I CAPTURE A REAL GOO ON THE LOOSE, IN BERLIN !

2009-06-25T19:08:00.010+01:00

I received a vital tip off that a small gang of Goo's on the Loose were going to be heading to Berlin, Germany. I decided it was imperitive that I follow this lead and was hot on the heals of these Goo's. I tailed them from the airport and carried following the Goo for a few days in Berlin. When they arrived in Germany, the Goo's dipersed so as to cause maximum mischief. Here is some photographic evidence of my trip. I actually managed to get my aeroplane seat next to one of the Goo's on our return to the UK. This is where I made my capture. I succeeded capturing this Goo and was trying to squeeze out some of the Goo's planned attacks, however.. the crafty thing managed to escape by using it's goo to slide out of the tape i'd captured it with. I'll have to use better holding techniques next time I manage to capture one of these horrible Goo's.

REPORTER ENGLEBERT GOOTAA BACK AGAIN WITH A SUMMERY..

2009-06-15T23:24:00.001+01:00

ACTUAL GOOS ON THE LOOSE, ALAS THEY WERE TO QUICK TO BE CAPTURED. I'LL HAVE TO UP MY GAME.. PESKY THINGS.

2009-06-15T23:06:00.006+01:00

LOOK AT ALL THESE CHILDREN THE GOO ON THE LOOSE HAS GOOOOED.. LOOK AT THEIR HEADS !

2009-06-15T22:56:00.002+01:00

GOO VICTIMS !

2009-06-15T22:17:00.002+01:00

GOOEY EVIDENCE AROUND THE CAPITAL..

2009-06-15T20:08:00.020+01:00

Look at all the Goo's we found around London ! So much evidence.. that crafty Goo on the Loose must be stopped. Will be stopped ! Sleep with one eye open you twisted criminal.. we're coming to find you.. !

ENGLEBERT GOOTAA REPORTING FROM DOWNING STREET..

2009-06-14T19:20:00.006+01:00

WE'RE GOING ON A GOO HUNT..

2009-06-14T19:07:00.006+01:00

A SUPER FANTASTIC TWISTED 'WRAPPER'..

2009-06-13T23:36:00.001+01:00

ILLAMAN ALSO RATES TWISTED CREME EGG RATHER HIGHLY..

2009-06-13T23:17:00.000+01:00

STEPH HOWE LOVES TWISTED CREME EGG (AND ALL THAT GOO)

2009-06-13T23:08:00.001+01:00

CREME EGG TWISTED TWISTED TWISTED

2009-06-13T22:49:00.001+01:00

This is the super mission . I will succeed in stopping that crafty goo on the loose splashing twisted goo all over your toes .